I finally unlocked Snake in Smash Brothers the other night and boy does he have a nice ass. It seems like Luke and I are absolutely incapable of playing Smash without forming relationships between the characters (Gay!Falcon/Gay!Wolf, Bowser/Fox) and so now I've unlocked Solid Snake, he's playing as Zero Suit Samus all the time.
This picture isn't related to that.
Can you believe I've been a gamer my whole life and I've never played MGS? (Or just about any other 'big' game I'm meant to have played, for that matter.) I should really get onto that.
Bah, I've got a horrible cold now and I can't taste anything. Nnrgh.