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I'm a freaking blur here!

Ahahaaa, after the initial anger and upset that Valve's Scout update hasn't included a new 'Meet The Team' video (goddamn it), I quickly played a round (as Medic, mind you) on TF2 to check out the new scouts.

Well, I got the 'kill 50 Scouts with your syringe gun' achievement pretty damned quickly, but holy crap are Scouts insane now! How the hell have people unlocked the Sandman already?

The new taunts, soundclips and animations are amazing, but I am already way outclassed and it hurts, man. It hurts!

For what it's worth though, TF2 is only £6.99 for the next week as a promotion for the upgrade, so if anyone is even vaguely interested, snap it up! It's amazing value for money and way too much fun.

And now for the epic fangirl flailing:

Ahahahah damn the Scout actually says "Yeah, I dare you. Ragequit! C'mon, make us both happy!" - Meta as fuck.

Ahahaha and his anti-Demoman taunts. "Depth. Perception. Pal. Look into it."

Ahahahahahah oh god. Scout to Engie: "Here's somethin' you shoulda built. A Not-Dying-Machine!"

God he's such a jerk.

AHahahahahaha I'm sorry. "I am owning you, you fat bald bastard!" Poor Heavy. D: "I think I'll take Sascha out for steak dinner tonight, what you think about that?" "I am owning you you fat bald fatty fat... fat fat!"

Oh god he is the mouthiest jerk ever. "Ooh ho hooo, your gun shoots medicine. It's intimidating."
"Where's your precious 'hippo-crates' now??"

Aha, and of course, his anti Sniper ones; "Snipe that, you fricken' coward"
"Hey, that fancy scope of yours? I bet you got a real good view of me killin' you."
"You camped the whole time for this?"
"It was a mercy killing! You live in a ...camper van!"
"You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny I got a frickin'... such a tiny little head!"

Aahaha, Soldier: "Drop dead and give me twenty!"
Spy: "Hey hey, you shapeshifted into a dead guy!"
"Hard to stab a guy in the back when he's beating your fricken' head in, huh?"

*takes a breath* okay I'm done.


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Feb. 25th, 2009 11:37 am (UTC)
"It's starting to bore me how much you suck."

If I thought I'd be any good at this game I would be buying it so fast. xDD
Feb. 25th, 2009 01:35 pm (UTC)
You don't have to be good! God help me if you have to be good! There's such variety in classes, if you suck at shooting you can be medic or engie and just heal or build stuff. If you suck at that you can plant sticky bombs to blow people up. XD

*pimp pimp whore whore*

Honestly I wouldn't enjoy the game half so much if it wasn't for how awesome the animation and characterisation is. The gameplay is FUN but it's the 'enviroment' that makes it awesome as heck.
Feb. 25th, 2009 02:21 pm (UTC)
My son Sam is a TF2 fanatic. He can for hours playing it, so I hear about it all the time. The Scout is one of his favorites too.

Feb. 25th, 2009 02:30 pm (UTC)
You are a good parent. *nods sagely*

It is so telling that I'm so deeply into something kids are into. It really does further my proof that I ain't never gonna grow up, man.
Feb. 25th, 2009 02:49 pm (UTC)
Me neither. I play WoW about 10 hours a week, at least. *G*
Feb. 25th, 2009 02:51 pm (UTC)
Haha. Wow, see. Now I know how addictive online gaming can be, I don't want to touch anything like WOW because if a silly first person shooter can take my life like this, I dread to think what something plot-driven and roleplay-dependant like WoW would do, haha.
Feb. 25th, 2009 03:15 pm (UTC)
WoW addiction is horrible. I can't shake it. However it is loads of fun.

Yeah, it's very involving, especially if you enjoy pretending like you're any of the following, A magic addicted beautiful beyond all reason elf, one of the undead seeking revenge on the living, a beer swilling dwarf with a Scots accent, a tree hugging 8 ft tall elf that lives in perpetual night, a technology addicted gnome, a Jamaican accented troll that practices voodoo, an inter-dimensional being that vaguely resembles a blue goat and worships crystalline beings, or a Minotaurian race that has a strong, Native American like connection to the Great Spirit. Oh wait, I forgot orcs, who look vaguely like the Incredible Hulk because demonic magic turned them green (they were originally brown skinned, but...)

Oh, you can be a plain old human too, but where' s the fun in that?
Feb. 25th, 2009 02:47 pm (UTC)
Admittedly? I have NO IDEA what you are talking about (I know it's a game, that's about it.) But I LOVE how much it amuses you. :D I can feel the happy in these posts ;3 It makes me grin.
Feb. 26th, 2009 06:20 pm (UTC)
Haha. I'm just so obesessional and pathetic, it's tragic really. XD
Feb. 26th, 2009 07:32 pm (UTC)
Oh honey, you're in good company

Me: Dolls, Comics, Music, Comics (did I say that twice), Art, Science, Doctor Who, random crafty shit, RPG videogames (I suck at shooters), Racing games....

You aren't alone. After 8 years in a comicbook store... you can GUARANTEE I've seen the tragic. You? Don't even fall close. :3
Feb. 25th, 2009 02:52 pm (UTC)
the answer for your first question is.. ARCHIEVEMENT MAPS
Feb. 25th, 2009 04:03 pm (UTC)
The Scout is wonderful.
Feb. 25th, 2009 06:07 pm (UTC)
Feb. 25th, 2009 07:23 pm (UTC)
I got this game off amazon, but the bastard seller copied the account details... so, I can't play. ;_;
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